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Posted on 15th Sep at 4:54 PM, with 48,238 notes

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

Posted on 15th Sep at 4:48 PM, with 155,444 notes

taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

Posted on 15th Sep at 4:35 PM, with 33,447 notes

ironriots:

the second captain america movie was so good

Posted on 14th Sep at 10:40 PM, with 14,757 notes

defectivemachines:

*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*

SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD

*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*

BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES 

Posted on 14th Sep at 5:07 PM, with 417,786 notes

rebelliousmom:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

real talk

Posted on 14th Sep at 5:03 PM, with 64,383 notes

imaginethebutts:

the quickest way to get to my heart is tagging me in a post

Posted on 14th Sep at 3:21 PM, with 242,286 notes

jaclcfrost:

it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam

Posted on 14th Sep at 3:12 PM, with 178,702 notes

missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

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