i am the dragon emoji
oi over here
hey hey have some links

my instagram

and go follow my frienderoonie marthaisafish

sort ya life out

for when ur sad



can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow



one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald


Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

im incredibly vain but incredibly unpopular so just go follow my instagram would ya, zara_burton, i wanna see all ur adorable selfies cos ya all so darn cute


*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that



A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon


you son of a mumford