Just promise me one thing. Find someone.
why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons
LOOK AT ALL THE CORGIS
IT ALMOST TAKES AWAY FROM WHATEVER THE HECK AWFUL FACE PRINCE WILL’S GOT GOING ON OVER THERE
THEY PUT HIM IN A REINDEER SUIT
LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
I am done!
Holy shit this is awesome.
Dragonfire and ruin. That is what you will bring upon us! He cannot see beyond his own desire!
strike a pose