Bluehaired Lawyer: Your honor, citizens of Springfield, and visitors from Quahog. My client, the Duff Brewery, is the victim of flagrant intellectual theft. But it’s not just the main Duff recipe that’s been plagiarized. Several other Duff variations, packages and design elements have been similarly infringed, resulting in again and again pale imitations, cheap copies, clumsy counterfeits and weak substitutions.
Quagmire: Do you like sex?
Quagmire: I don’t think we’re very similar.